Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022

gay hat

Gay hat is equivalent to that of “yass” or “slay.” It can be used in any context and does not have to make sense

“this coffee is so gay hat” “omg you look so good gay hat” “slayy gay hat!!”

by ave schmave December 30, 2021

Pink Hat

The piece you wear on your head that is a color of Carnation.
(Noun)

"Nice Pink Hat."
"Thanks I got it in school for $500"
"Oh"

by sun boi December 2, 2020

National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat

Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018