Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

Burn Garage

A dangerous location where thots wear high boots, cocaine is sniffed and cars are professionally wrapped. There are many conspiracy theories that this could be the beginning location of the next holocaust.

“Yo Austin can I come sniff a line, catch an std and get a quick wrap in the burn garage?”

by JamesND March 13, 2019

Rubber-burn

When a man fucks a girl, with a condom on, so hard that the condom creates friction with the girl's vagina and causes it to become irritated, like rug-burn

Female 1: How was last night with Kyle?
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.

by TittyFucker4KResolution March 1, 2020

balinese burn

Balinese burn is a massage that is applied to the male genital organ (dick, cock, pork sword etc.) it is like a Chinese burn but on your penis with added chilli oil

Little did my mate know when he got a Balinese burn massage it did not statist in a happy ending.

by #notsohappyending April 27, 2017

kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair

Damn look at kirstin burns 😍

by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016

Disney Burn

Noun. A combination of contact dermatitis and an abrasion usually affecting the inner thighs. This type of irritation/brush burn is a direct result of walking around the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, or Animal Kingdom in hot and humid weather. Prevention is accomplished by being in reasonable physical shape before undertaking the task of wandering around for miles on foot in these theme parks during hot weather. Treatment is accomplished using zinc oxide ointment followed by a period of rest.

Madison's mom is walking around in pain today because of a nasty case of Disney Burn.

by Vman0000 February 12, 2013

wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.

My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.

by TheManWithNoVocabKnowledge June 20, 2018