Hat

The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.

Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".

by xGUNy September 2, 2019

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole

That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023

Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"

-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.

by LaGarrius July 8, 2010