Get my L straight

Get my life in order.

"I'm gonna get me a Benz as soon as I get my L straight"

by PunchU1Time November 24, 2008

Straight tik tok

The death of all things fun. Where stupid POV's, weird dances and dudes rubbing their chins and staring into the camera for 40 minutes straight. Hahahhahaha get it because it's straight tik tok?! Yeah okay..

Lucy said, "Oh, did you hear about Marie? She started a trend where you rub soap on tortilla chips and then eat it" Sopie responded with "tHat'S sTrAiGhT tIk ToK fOr YoU!"

by Via Obsessed December 08, 2020

straight up merk

to get ur ass outta that place fast

Yo man da popos is comin da popos is xomin! Dude finish adt buttadick then lets straight up merk!

by bittithoe May 05, 2005

im straight trippin dog

It means no, or im tired of you asking me so leave now before I beat your ass. Also used as a way to confuse people.

"Hey man, you wanna go play chess?"
"Im straight trippin dog"

by imyourcustomersometimes July 22, 2009

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Straight Cis White Male

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

straight kid who moans in class

this kid is secretly gay and enjoys saying "your mom" and "mmmm daddy harder"

straight kid who moans in class: "nghh daddy faster"
everyone else: 'that kid is gay'

by January 25, 2022