sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.

Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined

Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

sexual teaser

A sensored nude. Showing no skin but still gives sexual pleasing

Can i have a sexual teaser instead of a nude? Not like a movie teaser os anything

by Panda7654 April 25, 2017

Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.

Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.

by iamadottedline August 20, 2012

Sexual intercourse

Something humans dont do until marriage. Just the same way that everybody waits until theyre 21 to have their first beer.

Sexual Intercourse is sacred

by Cereal Killer Bitch October 10, 2025