Sock

A apparent eagles fan, who makes an abundant amount of noise when speaking. Similar to skip bayles, he's talks a lot but says a little, which is discredited by stats and facts.

Guy 1: Hey the eagles will win the Super Bowl and my fantasy team is good. Guy 2: dude you sound like sock

by Socking September 17, 2014

Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet

Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you

by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018

Sock Shooter

Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.

I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Pp sock

Bees make honey, I make cummy

Bees produce honey. I produce hunk spunk. Pp sock

by MonkeyGayNuts96 April 2, 2021

Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.

It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....

by Niceone January 27, 2019