Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Potatoes

not one potato but multiple

i have 3 potatoes

by Potato0801 March 24, 2019

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

Potato

The most worshiped food item, or any item ever.

The potato blesses you sincerely.

by readyourbibleprayeveryday August 15, 2018

potato

Somebody who looks, walks talks, and acts like a potato. Also, if your name is Aiden Blakely you are automatically cosidered a potato.

hi potato

by john bron October 16, 2017

majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

potato

An adjective that most people use to describe a crappy device. Notably cameras and computers, on YouTube.
May also be used to describe something that is cheap as dirt.

Did you film this with a potato and edit it with another one?

by A dying goat December 5, 2017