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potato

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.
I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!
by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025
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[Potato]

A short, round-ish person who is or acts adorable. (Also applies to babies)
"Aww Jessica is such a potato"
by WTFEWV854U5*SM7 0 December 10, 2016
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pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.
by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017
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study potato

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.
Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.
by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017
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Potato

you are potato. you define potato. be potato.

(potato the perfume)...............................

my couch boils potatoes
i have potato the perfume
by potatosquadlover123456789 February 26, 2023
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Argentinian potato snuffer

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.
She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.
by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025
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new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022
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