new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

Filled pockets, empty sack

What they say

You know what they say. Filled pockets, empty sack.

by Employees saxk April 21, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)

Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.

by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021

hot spicy chili pocket

When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children

I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!

by Poopyshitface69 November 10, 2019

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021