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fake Marine

Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women
Blaine Harold is a fake Marine
by Better than Blaine January 12, 2025
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fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
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Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.
she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends
by darkseid007 October 25, 2019
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fake

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat
damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.
by rgs May 20, 2020
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Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.
Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024
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