fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

by impressionable380 May 28, 2013

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nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

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Little Nut

Little Nut is a name you'd call your little sibling when they are being funny, or just all around rambunctious. Most Little Nut's have the ending "ON" at the end of their name. ex KaidON.

Kaidon: *Throws a ball* YEET
Triston: You're a Little Nut

by TiZtRoN June 6, 2018

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Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 8, 2020

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Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015

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