Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

Mud

When someone is looking a mess and unattractive

"You look so mud"

by M.v.t-abb April 22, 2017

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 23, 2017

Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021

mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017