Mark's Mom 

A very sexy, mature woman who prefers getting plugged in all holes instead of making love.

Yo Mark's Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!

Mark's Mom is hot.

Mark's Mom by Mr. Cackosaurus March 2, 2008

Your Mom Goes To Collage 

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.

Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*

Your Mom Goes To Collage by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

your mom 

1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.

1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)

2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!

your mom by noonsun December 9, 2008

White Mom 

A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.

To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.

- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies

(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...

White Mom by ZaUrbanDOOD May 8, 2020

your mom 

an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.

dude #1: dude this is getting old
dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old


hahahha

your mom by holla back March 14, 2005

hockey mom 

some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.

you know whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? lipstick

hockey mom by rickrock January 15, 2009

Teen mom

The loveliest realist people you can possibly ever meet, who love to live life to the fullest and don’t regret anything, it may be hard sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end as they have something other teenagers have for example a child, someone to always be their for and be a role model for, but sometimes it’s difficult so don’t get pregnant on purpose but support teen moms out their already you never know when they might need it. :)

Guy to girl: that girl is a whore as she is only 16 and is pregnant so she’s a teen mom

Girl to guy: I bet you she is already done with prejudice opinions and is probably the nicest person you will ever meet.

Guy to girl: sorry..

Teen mom by Wonderlandqueen17050 November 3, 2019