Mexican totem pole

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

Mexican dinner jacket

One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.

I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.

by OH Lee January 28, 2014

The mexican wonder rub

When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.

"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"

"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014

Mexican Capri-Sun

The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.

Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.

Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?

Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.

Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun

Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye

I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.

by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015