Pulling a John

When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).

"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."

by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug December 14, 2012

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

Little John

Small penis

Bitch 1: remember that dude from yesterday

Bitch 2: yeah what about him
Bitch 1: I sucked him off but figured out that he has a little john.
Bitch 2: knew he had a small dick fucking loser

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021

Juicy John

A Roblox Football Fusion YouTuber who has voice cracks every five seconds!!!!!!!!!!

I bet people make fun of Juicy John's voice cracks when they see him at McDonald's

by Coolcoolew January 16, 2022

John Alex

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.

Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it

by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022

Oi john

This is used in cockney London slang to ask a bartender for a drink

Oi John get me a lager will ya

by Black night April 1, 2022