by Calluie June 30, 2008
Get the tac jobmug. by Allah Ragbar March 2, 2008
Get the glow jobmug. Someone who you fuck although every word out of their mouth is garbage. The metaphor is stuffing a gag in their mouth so you don't have to listen to their nonsense while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might screw them because, despite being stupid, arrogant or full of themselves, they are extremely physically attractive or sexually skilful. Compare and contrast with 'bag job'.
Tony's a moron, but a great gag job. He ate my pussy and hammered my g-spot all night, but as soon as he opened his mouth I threw him out.
by Mr Whoohoo January 1, 2007
Get the gag jobmug. Guy 1: Yo, I just got back from making out with my girl friend for the first time!!
Guy 2: Really??? how was it?
Guy 1: It was awesome. And she gave me a tongue-job!!
Guy 2: Really??? how was it?
Guy 1: It was awesome. And she gave me a tongue-job!!
by Xennius September 24, 2011
Get the Tongue-Jobmug. by k p homeslice May 2, 2005
Get the hob jobmug. A term used to describe a high-ranking and/or well-paid employment position. This terms is usually used by people from the English-speaking Caribbean and Africa.
by RoxTafari October 5, 2010
Get the big jobmug. Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
by Cfresh763 May 6, 2010
Get the Cream Jobmug.