Skip to main content

Jacob

hahaha you are such a Jacob haha lol hit or miss I guess they never miss huh
by Julie Leo December 9, 2018
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
mugGet the Jacob Renner mug.

Jacob

Jacob, a faggot and a retard. hes always wondering around looking for someone too pick on. he simps for men and has stds, hes a lost soul looking for cock
jacob, u need too get tested for stds now!
by overloadretard March 22, 2025
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob

by Bobbihdivk May 25, 2022
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob

God of Gore makes anything he See's instantly dreadful certainly a bad ass honestly if you see a Jacob you going to have a bad day
Oh shit is that Jacob let's get out pf here man
by Hidden cookie December 20, 2016
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box
by shayphlex January 5, 2022
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email