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hosstile takeover

An invasion of valuable real estate by half-ton four-legged animals dat neigh and whinny.
Little Joe Cartright's lumbering big brother led a herd of saddle-nags onto a NEIGHboring parcel of grassland owned by da sheep-ranch next door, and let said large maned critters graze and poop all over it --- talk about a HOSStile takeover!
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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hosur

the last name of sexy people who are so cute that they pull any and everyone
omg he must be a hosur
by urmomsboyfriendsgirl March 14, 2023
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Hossai

by MAYOFJ April 1, 2023
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hosstage

A prized equine dat you hold captive for leveraging your bargaining power.
If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.
by QuacksO April 9, 2023
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Hossneara

She is a midget woman who walks around thinking she is so pious. Every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie but she thinks no one realises and is so gullible. She has OCD do the point that she can’t come out of the bathroom quickly because she doesn’t think she is clean enough. She is the bearer of bad news and believes everything she sees online.

But if you like slurpy noises and wet tongue noises then you will love her ASMR. otherwise you will be pulling your hair out cos of it. She moves like a snail as anything faster than that is not possible for her.

Everytime she talks she lies. She loves her family only and pretends to care about anyone outside. She is good at lying to your face even when you can see what she is doing.

The most frightened person ever that can never speak the truth and would prefer to stay silent than say anything right.
She loves to eat sweets and chocolate in secret even if she knows it might kill her.

She literally has all the free time in the world and doesn’t do much to help herself.

She doesn’t even care about her health or what’s good for her. She doesn’t use her brain and gets brainwashed easily
Hossneara a name spelt incorrectly
by Innocent cat April 18, 2023
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Host Covert

Another way of asking someone to commit ritual suicide with you
Bob: Jake... Please host Covert.

Jake: Fine then, *slits his throat*
by bigman2323 April 29, 2023
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Hostlux

The number 1 hosting & other digital goods provider on the market. Unlike Ghoul Hosting, it does not support DDoS or CP
Yeah Hostlux is so much better than ghoul and 100up
by Ktwo.mk6 May 27, 2023
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