I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.

*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*

by MrDogeIndoraptor November 2, 2022

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

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by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025