I’d have a snap at that Tabby

A phrase used by a gruff, salty, negging character to say that he/she/they would like to have intimate relations with an attractive person walking by; a “cat-call”, as said to a buddy or chum

Two people (persons A and B) leaning against a building staring at an attractive person walking by
Person A to B : “Oy- I’d have a snap at that Tabby!” proceeds to make barking noise or growls

See: Rude

by ArrbirdB18 July 26, 2023

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

what have I summoned

What an NSFW artist asks themself after finishing a huge artwork. Is also what Cyriak what should ask himself when finishing an animation.

NSFW Artist: I've finished it; the most erotic A Dance of Fire and Ice artwork ever made in existance!

Also NSFW Artist: what have I summoned

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn May 13, 2024

What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 07, 2023

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 19, 2018

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 17, 2023

Girls just want to have fun

Go look up the real lyrics

Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024