Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.

Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.

by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021

Ghost abi

The biggest bot ever

Have you played with ghost abi

by Ghost abi July 27, 2019

Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide

I saw the Ghost of the Goon on the way to school today

by escalivasen March 24, 2025

ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016

ghost fecal

When you get a random whiff of shit in a large area

"I got hit with some ghost fecal at work today"

by TheUncutPimp June 8, 2024

Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.

“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”

by Professor Pape April 22, 2023

Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men

"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."

by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017