Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI Agent March 31, 2021

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

food

food is something you eat to get your energy. It should be healthy or you'll get too much energy and get fat.

This food is unhealthy!

by PopEva November 24, 2019

Food

Food is an English slang for narcotics.

Dushane - Wagwan fam, you got the food?
Erin - Wagwan, nah fam they stole the food from us innit.

by Underdoooogeee June 9, 2018

chewing the same food you just spit out

When you just dealt with a problem and solved it, then you have to deal with it again.

i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.

by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018

mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021