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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow/water level of a bong or dab rig
“ Doc was burping the donkey to get ready for a dab.”
by cheddachris2 June 22, 2022
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Donkey Cute

When you or it is so ugly it's cute
The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love
by An Jan Ban San January 13, 2011
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Donkey-arm

Ran into Mindy last night, gave her the Donkey-arm
by Donkey arm - A stiff cock December 18, 2014
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Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.
Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.
by Uncle Pecter July 8, 2019
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Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake
Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey
by LCFIT February 7, 2019
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