Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017

Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.

by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017

Donkeylift

When someone puts their big toe up your ass and lifts u above 4ft and wiggles it back and forth

Shut up before i donkeylift you

by CoCkEt/RoCkEt October 9, 2017

Donkey

A demesticated animal

An ass
A person that is stupid as hell

You donkey hole

by Cimora November 8, 2017

donkey konkey

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier

i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.

by mals karpertje November 23, 2017