handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

Dick Vader

After a black guy finishes having anal sex with a white girl he pulls out his dick and waves it around while saying "welcome to the dark side".

Tyrone did a Dick Vader on betsy-sue while her parents were sleeping in the other room.

by Tri-Dick February 7, 2017

Adrenaline Dick

When you pre cum and start to lose wood, but instead of pulling out you let it marinate in her until he starts to drown and adrenaline hits. It’s fight or flight but your dudes a warrior.

She sucked me so good i thought I was done for but then I gave her some of that adrenaline dick!

- Frankie Trendzilla

by Frankie Trendzilla October 29, 2019

dickless dick

A person without a dick that is acting like a dick

You’re such a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Thomas Dick

The juiciest cock you have ever seen. It usually takes 3 girls to suck it off and sometimes a guy. Other people will say it is smol because they have never seen a dick so massive

yoooo Thomas dick is so much bigger than Hansens dick

by Hansen+Ella November 3, 2020

Sped-Dick

Izac proctor

When I grow up I don’t want to be a sped-dick aka Izac proctor

by Captain-Dick November 6, 2020