Mob Cocked

when some one puts something together poorly or when an/ object(s) is used for something other than its intended purpose

"i can't believe how mob cocked that porch is." "it wasint working right, so i had to mob cock it together". " i wouldnt ride that bike, it's all mobbed cocked together".

by noodles 74 July 8, 2012

Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!

by Jayme Chaos February 21, 2011

Cock Hogger

A woman who hogs way too many cocks during a gang bang

Tara: "Did you see Amy last night at the bang? She was plastered by the end of it!"

Shontayl: "That's watchya get when you invite a cock hogger over. Trampy ho."

by SLotH13 February 24, 2011

Cock Block

Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block!"

COCK BLOCK!

by rdpunk February 24, 2011

cock rudders

used to describe a womans giant labia lips,hanging to give the appearance of rudders,no matter the entry angle the rudders always steer you into the vagina

at a bar with a friend"dude look at the cock rudders on that chick".
alone looking at porn"nice cock rudders on that bitch".
after sex to your buddy"that chick had the biggest cock rudders ive ever seen".

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011