gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.

Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.

by Girthquake69 January 9, 2016

boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 11, 2016

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 11, 2016

lifetime boner

A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to

Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner

No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it

by CCCADA February 25, 2014

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015

cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩

Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021