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Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
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Legion Air's disease

Pneumonia caused by taking too many flying classes.
Proper cockpit-pressurization may help student pilots avoid Legion Air's disease.
by QuacksO August 11, 2025
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AIRE

Trandphobic people have embrace the acronym TERF, which they believe means "Trans-Exclusive Radical Feminist," but feminism is a path to egalitarianism, which can't Exclude anyone. A more appropriate acronym would stand for Trans-Exclusive Radical Discriminators, or TERD.

But it's not enough to criticize others. You have to be enthusiastically welcoming if you believe that we are all equal with inalienable human rights. Therefore:
All-Inclusive Radical Egalitarian, or AIRE.
"Who do you hate?"
No one.
"Jews?"
No.
"Then Muslims!"
No!
"Women?"
No.
"So men then?"
Still no.
"People who don't fit out preconceived notions of men and/or women?"
Don't hate any of them... Before you break out the litany of other things humans use to divide from one another, we're ALL equal, so if I hate someone, I hate myself equally. An AIRE isn't self-loathing like that, in any way.
by the modhatter August 12, 2025
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Air boating

The act of motor boating, but analy. Or the act of blowing air into another's ass.
He bent her over the couch and started air boating her.
by Vantallywacker August 25, 2025
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iphone air

The extremely thin iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17, 17 pro and 17 pro max. iPhone 6 flashbacks anyone?
the iphone air will be the iPhone 6 all over again
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025
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arendelle air

a shitty airline that delays constantly, operates a very obsolete fleet and has had too many crashes. Their fleet currently consists of 10 Tu-134s, 6 IL-62s, 3 747-100s and 20 707-330s. I swear I even saw a de Havilland comet among their fleet when I visited there this summer. Don’t fly them.
arendelle air holds the record for the most delays and crashes. I blame Elsa for cutting costs and insisting on leasing a fleet of obsolete death chambers. Norwegian weather isn’t a problem for A330s or 737s. They land at arendelle airport all the time. At least Ryanair will get u to the iconic city from frozen for just 20 quid. I flew over in one of their 707s and it was horrific. Thought the plane was gonna fall apart mid flight. Immediately booked a Ryanair return. The city itself is wonderful but the airline is so bad it’s a wonder it’s not gone out of business.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 15, 2025
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