Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020

Burns

It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst

You look like a fat burns

by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Burning to the ground

So I guess the conservative Christian media is lying.

Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025