Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 8, 2020

tater-nut

a miniature ballsack

That new guy i'm messing with got some tater-nuts

by kklove098 March 25, 2017

bust a nut

frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.

If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.

by teenangstbullshit May 6, 2018

book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.

Collin is a book nut.

by Fact man May 9, 2018

Dietz nuts

Dietz nuts are a brand of meat nuts made by Dietz & Watson.
Dietz nuts is also similar to the funny troll word deez nuts.

person 1: How dietz nuts taste?
Person 2: Delicious.

by War criminal September 12, 2021

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011