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david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.
i love david so much
by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023
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BloodLust David(Lore)

A man who is committed to touching any and everybody possible when in his final form. He believes in getting satisfaction even when he doesn't want to. His main target is Sebastian. He hasn't slept for centuries, and his worst enemy is Faraz. "Faraz" (Demon form) has always tried to one up BloodLust David by continuing to touch more people than him. They have touched more people than there are stars. God himself has almost seen his demise from these two. When they aren't enemy's the universe will collapse, and everyone will be doomed ass they will form into one fully untied entity, and becoming the " Thoragorus". The "Thoragorus" can touch any being with its mind and holds the upmost power beyond our comprehension. If this were to happen, the world as we know, will forever be no more......
BloodLust David(Lore)- bloodlust David is someone who touches

BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......

You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched
by BigTallyWacker December 12, 2023
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David

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.
I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.
by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023
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david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
is that david? he’s sooooo gay
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David

David: i have a knee fetish
by Zakarya9797 July 7, 2023
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David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 8, 2023
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David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
by anonymous July 8, 2023
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