moranic asshole

One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.

You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.

by JSKirsch June 26, 2017

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Asshole

Someone who can be hated but the world still needs them, because where else would shit come out of?

"What an Asshole!"

by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole

Something you can lick shit out of!

I licked your asshole and it tasted like shat!

by Penispussyfuck February 28, 2017

asshole

my dad

He is such an asshole (talking about my dad)

by em02 April 11, 2022

Sick asshole

An individual with little or no moral compass that’s takes advantage of anyone and everyone. Someone obnoxious with no filter who puts you down for no reason .

I helped Michael move today for 8 hours and all he did was complain about everyone he knows and never even thanked me . What a sick asshole

by Tommy karate November 18, 2021