swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha

“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025

give your girl a sweatshirt days

give your girl a sweatshirt is her berthday is on the 12, 19, or 21 because she needs one (;

give your girl a sweatshirt days :))

by dumbooo May 12, 2020

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

when your in a street fight and one of your biggest homeboys grabs an enemy by the arm and punches them repeatedly in the back of the head while completing a full circle

little dude went around the world in 80 DAYS and went straight to sleep

by Freeport BEAR February 15, 2022

Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.

In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!

by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

Beat a furry for ten days

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th

man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries

by yes<.> February 8, 2024

a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024