mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG

Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana

by ballaaa statuss December 9, 2008

Tom

A soggy borrower
Characterised by short legs and Kenickie style hair cut. Known to be a massive wet fish.
Frequently seen if you've got a magnifying glass handy.

"Oh look over there at that boy, he looks like such a Tom, the poor soggy borrower!"

"Uh oh, I've just dropped my soggy borrower in my brew"

by popbell May 20, 2013

Tom

Tom is a guy with incredibly large chest muscles. He wears a C cup bra in order to not make women insecure. Tom has been bulking his entire life, but has not gotten larger.

Amelie: Wow, Tom is so handsome!

by 123haschenparty February 7, 2025

Tom

Tom is one of those people who went from childish to holy fuck he's hot

Tom is here now

by Mary chen November 23, 2021

Tom and Jerry

Only the best anime ever.

Tom and Jerry is best anime, nuff said.

by WallahHabibi69 May 1, 2020

Tom

One of the kindest people you will meet. He’s one of those people who you’ll have the best deep conversations with. He’s pretty cute too.

“Did you see Tom today, he’s pretty cute.”
“Yeah, I had the best conversation with him yesterday”.

by jennyvanders April 30, 2022

Tom Lane

A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.

Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )

Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me

by Ben102047372 April 8, 2020