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Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
mugGet the Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadnessmug.

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
mugGet the nut sack jammug.

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum
Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020
mugGet the Sack-handsmug.

Ball Sack Belt Buckle

When you pull your nuts out over your pants and drop them in front of your belt buckle.
My balls needed more adequate sunlight, so I made a ball sack belt buckle.
by Es_Pech April 22, 2024
mugGet the Ball Sack Belt Bucklemug.

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"
Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds
by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017
mugGet the dirty sack of spudsmug.

Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.
Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.
by rammy l October 17, 2021
mugGet the Blessing the sackmug.

brush the sack

The art of skillfully stroking the under side of the balls...whether intentional or not
Can you brush the sack well? Cause I can
by Sack King July 19, 2017
mugGet the brush the sackmug.

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