Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019

Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it

"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"

by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019

Ghetto ghost

A low battery chirp coming from your smoke detector

The ghetto ghost won’t stop haunting me

. But I’m to cheap and lazy to spend the buck to appease it wants .

by Jimmy jimmy January 12, 2018

Shrouded Ghost

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The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor

by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023