potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 05, 2021

Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 11, 2018

potatOS

the best robot in the world

I love potatOS it saved my life

by PortalBoy August 13, 2021

Potato

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

by Imsosohungry April 07, 2021

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

Potato

The most amazing ever thing that you can possibly ever see with your bare stoopid eyes.

OMG, ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pOTaTOEsarECOoooL July 21, 2021

Potato

a ting used to eat crasps, crying and you can use it as a mouse, as a youtuber who payed fornite has explained. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, AS YOU WILL GET FORNITEOPHOMBIA!!!!!

"Derek, thats some real cool potato"

by Shaqmanshotop April 21, 2019