Nut Rock

A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin.

And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.

by I.S.P. March 25, 2009

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

by impressionable380 May 28, 2013

Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015

Nut Balling

Deflecting a ball in a sport with your testicles.

Zac was totally nut balling in that last game.

by Pikajew69 September 22, 2016

tough nut

Bad luck, or a sucky situation

Daniel said tough nut to Adam after he missed every hole in golf.

by Tough nut January 23, 2016

Nut Syndrome

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.

John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!

by DrDanish November 2, 2018