Maria la del barrio is a character from the telenovela maria la del barrio 1995 is the cringiest novela ever is heavy in Christianism and the actress that portrayed maria isnt actually religious she's an atheist MALDITA LISIADA!
I just saw episode 1 of maria la del barrio and i already love it
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them
by justanynomous March 20, 2023
Lionel Messi’s nickname when at Barcelona FC, La Pulga in Spanish means ‘The Flea’ because Messi is small and is a fast dribbler and also the GOAT 😳
Friend 1: Hey look its La Pulga!
Friend 2: Who is La Pulga thats Lionel Messi!
Friend 1: It’s a nickname for him.
Friend 2: Who is La Pulga thats Lionel Messi!
Friend 1: It’s a nickname for him.
by Pen farmer May 30, 2024
the best groupchat to ever exist, destroyed by other dry people who never belong. because of two losses, the groupchat is dead. Replaced by a new groupchat with consistent names, currently “BARK BARK WOOF ARK” :)
“hey were you ever in adictas a las drogas?”
“no but heard it was THE BEST!”
“yeah i knew some people in it, they were all platonic soulmates man.”
“no doubts!”
“no but heard it was THE BEST!”
“yeah i knew some people in it, they were all platonic soulmates man.”
“no doubts!”
by jackbutnotmanifold January 02, 2022
La Hoida is a word to describe something that it very cool and awsome. It is like the new way of saying "thats the shit" It can also desccribe something that is hot.
by Bweezy18 March 04, 2010
<.7.9.7.6> <Angel Jose Robles> La Mama De Janae <&>AND<&> Joseph Alexander Martinez Aresesisa Tanna<.7.97.6.>
<.7.9.7.6> <Angel Jose Robles> La Mama De Janae <&>AND<&> Joseph Alexander Martinez Aresesisa Tanna<.7.97.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
by Fuckboyfan November 26, 2020
Emma:
E- Empathetic to the core
M- Memorable and Magical
M- Music to your soul
A- Absolutely wonderful
Sweeter than an M&M (but not the peanut kind because she doesn’t like them). If you stumble upon an Emma, BEWARE: Your stomach will fill with a thousand fluttering mariposas at first glance; her contagious smile, calming presence, big brown eyes and enormous heart will get you right from the start; and her spontaneity and excitement for the little things in life (like carefully crafting tiny origami dragons) will inspire you to get out and try something new yourself. You may have only known her for a few months, but she’ll quickly prove to you that she is one of a kind. Win her over with some churros, a Ghibli movie, or a gentle melody on the piano… she’ll fall right asleep. Watch as she’ll shy away and timidly smile when you give her a compliment or tell her how full she makes you feel. Never dare to touch her toes or remove her glasses, you’ll have it coming for you if you do. Emmas are a rare find, especially those that accept your ridiculous language mistakes (like « faire du pipi »). Tell her that she’s breathtakingly beautiful inside and out, because they easily forget. And, MOST importantly, remind them of their courage and strength; they make you want to become the best version of yourself.
E- Empathetic to the core
M- Memorable and Magical
M- Music to your soul
A- Absolutely wonderful
Sweeter than an M&M (but not the peanut kind because she doesn’t like them). If you stumble upon an Emma, BEWARE: Your stomach will fill with a thousand fluttering mariposas at first glance; her contagious smile, calming presence, big brown eyes and enormous heart will get you right from the start; and her spontaneity and excitement for the little things in life (like carefully crafting tiny origami dragons) will inspire you to get out and try something new yourself. You may have only known her for a few months, but she’ll quickly prove to you that she is one of a kind. Win her over with some churros, a Ghibli movie, or a gentle melody on the piano… she’ll fall right asleep. Watch as she’ll shy away and timidly smile when you give her a compliment or tell her how full she makes you feel. Never dare to touch her toes or remove her glasses, you’ll have it coming for you if you do. Emmas are a rare find, especially those that accept your ridiculous language mistakes (like « faire du pipi »). Tell her that she’s breathtakingly beautiful inside and out, because they easily forget. And, MOST importantly, remind them of their courage and strength; they make you want to become the best version of yourself.
If you are in need of a smile at the end of a tough day, find an Emma (à la française) for a quick cure.
by ToniToto December 23, 2023