free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

free and nini

The day two bad bitties got tg

National free and nini day bitch

by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020

Scot-free

A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.

The original mullet was a Scot-free haircut.

by Dubs Check October 17, 2025

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Free Spirit

A term used by the indigenous people when a person was not bound by a gender identity, and went by the pronouns they, them.

Person 1: so what do you go by?
Person 2: oh I'm a free spirit.
Person 3: Oh like with the indigenous people!

Person 2: yep :D

by Im.bi. April 13, 2021

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013

Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.

These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.

by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009