If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

Milk and Cookies Boy

Lewis Ashworth

"Yes Milk and Cookies Boy"

by Pc Nonce December 23, 2020

Box milk material

A pregnant baddie

Fuck around and make her box milk material

by Pyro100 August 10, 2021

whole milk girl

A girl who is a little larger than the rest. One who regularly has a burger with cheese super sized, a large drink and would never miss a chance for dessert. she knows she is big and is happy with that, knows that some guys like a larger women.

bro have you seen Mikes new girlfriend? yep she is a whole milk girl.

by Tesla2016 March 17, 2019

baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides

She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes

by Fallenlegion_07 July 7, 2015

taking babies milk

easy - smack the baby and grab the boob

Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.

your mom is like taking babies milk

by carlton vadermeer November 16, 2016

shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.

Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

by pentozali May 2, 2010