Skip to main content

AIDS monkey

any person of african decent, implying that he or she looks like a monkey and carys the HIV/AIDS virus.

the term coined in late 2006, refers to the monkey like appearance of africans and the widespread aids epidemic in africa.
"get that damn AIDS monkey back in its cage 'for it bites your fingers off!"
by Halloween_harry December 13, 2008
mugGet the AIDS monkey mug.

Pump Monkey

A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.

"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.
by Adam Smith Jr. July 17, 2012
mugGet the Pump Monkey mug.

Monkey Tail

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.
Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.
by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Tail mug.

monkey-whore

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...
-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."
by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003
mugGet the monkey-whore mug.

monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker
by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003
mugGet the monkey funker mug.

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
by josh_farmer December 1, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Farmer mug.

shop-monkey

A magical creature that roams the metal shop of Fond du Lac high school known to throw heavy objects.
Dam that shop-monkey,bitch took my project.
by mrk195 December 14, 2008
mugGet the shop-monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email