“I didn’t realize Snow Cappin’ was extra in Vegas, but you can’t put a price on a tiddy nipple in your fart box”
by Parkerisdead August 7, 2023

by SIMPINGforbarbara November 17, 2020

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.
Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".
by Rascals January 8, 2010

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023

by Kentrowl1 March 9, 2022

When an old man scratches his head over another person's anus, sprinkling dandruff onto the outer rim, causing the appearance of a snowy donut.
by CocaineSloth August 7, 2016

When a girl sucks a man’s dirty hairy unwashed balls, and he jacks off furiously until ejaculation, causing the cum to “snow” on her face. He then rubs his dirty hairy balls through the cum on her face.
by bunnysballs42098 March 31, 2024
