The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Sloppy Slotty Scotty

A slip n slide, but instead of water, it’s sloppy slot juice!

Oh man, last night I did a Sloppy Slotty Scotty and I can still smell it.

by brosef91 November 19, 2022

sloppy joe

Getting you dick sucked

Man I just got some sloppy joe last night

by Chingchong43 September 13, 2022

Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022

Sloppy Pajama

An alcoholic beverage created by mixing apple flavored Vodka and Coca-Cola.

Konrad: Bartender! Serve me up a sloppy pajama!

Kobe (Bartender) : order up!

by Melevo October 2, 2022

Sloppy Pajama

An alcoholic beverage created by mixing apple flavored vodka with coca-cola.

Konrad: Bartender! Serve me a sloppy pajama!

Kobe (Bartender): One sloppy Pajama coming up!

by Melevo October 2, 2022