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punching

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.
I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2
by showww July 31, 2023
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The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.
My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!
by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018
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Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible
“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”
by Toadman27 February 21, 2022
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022
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punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
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Delaware Punch

A fruit-flavored soft drink. Its formula uses a blend of fruit flavors, with grape (Methyl anthranilate) being the most prominent. It is not carbonated and is caffeine-free.
Delaware Punch is named for the Delaware grape cultivar from which its flavor is derived. The grape was first grown in Delaware County, Ohio, and the drink therefore has no affiliation with the state of Delaware.
by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023
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