Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025

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Pizza bone

The little table that comes with the pizza that you snap to see who wins at pizza bonin

Let's see who wins the pepperonis with a game of pizza bone

by Darth Mussolini May 27, 2025

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Out Pizzaing The Hut

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.

I'm gonna go out pizzaing the hut and get people arrested for drinking and driving.

by NoxMelo November 24, 2023

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Regina pizza

Crystal Meth

Nothing like an evening of Regina Pizza and disassembling stolen bicycles

by Licenced and bonded hater December 2, 2023

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Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.

Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"

by carrot34344pp December 3, 2023

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