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Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web
If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow
by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022
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melissa & tom

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016
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Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).
Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
by H4hE3 March 26, 2023
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tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone
a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then
by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018
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Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.
Tom is amazing in every way possible
by betsylou January 13, 2021
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Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017
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tom lunn

he is tom lunn yeno
by heskyshungryy July 8, 2021
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