real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017

Real nigga

A real nigga doesn’t flaunt as his achievements represent him. His future doesn't seem hopeless. A real nigga keeps focus, gets shit done , and handles business.

Aye Jerome a real nigga he fixed my transmission

by Qnx.mas February 22, 2024

real aadmi

Arnav Yadav

Adv. Arnav Yadav boht “real aadmi” hai

by pseudozyn March 22, 2024

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011

for real-ing

The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.

"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"

by Duder December 10, 2024

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021