A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.
by Kaspermacus May 6, 2011
Get the Jesus Bless Youmug. by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
Get the 50 shades of jesusmug. A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020
Get the House hunting with Jesusmug. If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
Get the Jesus my friendmug. After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
Get the jesus jerk offmug. by Telephony2 June 29, 2023
Get the Jesus Christ on a crutch!mug.