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Jesus Bless You

A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.
*Jew walks into the room*
Billy: ACHOOOO!
Everyone else: JESUS BLESS YOU!
by Kaspermacus May 6, 2011
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Jesus H. Christ

The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.
by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019
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50 shades of jesus

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
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House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020
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Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
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jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
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