MOTHER SCISSORER

It is the opposite of mother fucker, because women don't fuck technically. They scissor each other!

She is a mother scissorer

by keeeeeeethannnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2025

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

by DuwangKaizer December 1, 2024

Ur mother

A giant Woman figure that has birthed you that is normally a large size.

That cow looks like Ur mother eating pizza.

by Ur mom eating pizza June 23, 2022

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

ur brother a mother

Transcends all ur mum gay variations. They all cower in fear at the use of this phrase. If used against someone they will pass hell and go straight into the plane of non-existance, where nobody will ever remember you.

Brenda: ur mum gay
Chad: ur daddy lesbian
Brenda: ur sisters a mister
Chad: ur brother a mother
*Brenda instantly stops existing*

by Nia Manderson-Matheson May 11, 2018

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019

mothers appreciation day

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021