Dummy Money

A stupid amount money based on your income.

Person 1: I just spent dummy money on the new PS5!

Person 2: Wow! Don’t those cost $500?! That’s a stupid amount of money!

by Nick918 September 2, 2021

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

Free money

Easy money, meaning you didn’t have to work hard for it

‘Nice bit of free money for you there pal’

by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022

Monei

A Queen, top one in charge, one of a kind and none alike

I admire her so much she's truly a Monei.

by M.Monroe May 11, 2024

Ernest money

Putting money is escrow for Ernest.

Sold Ernest a house. I put his Ernest money in escrow.

by 2210 December 13, 2021

The 'Money for nothing' effect

If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.

The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.

Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"

by Downtempo Dan August 23, 2023

Money

The only problem that I'm struggling on

It's because you need to work hard just for money.
Yes. Work HARD.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 9, 2021